FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
HOW DO I MAKE A BOOKING?
We prefer that you text or call us to book one of our escorts. You may also email us, however this is the least efficient way of making a last-minute booking.
We take calls from as early as 9am, 7 days a week. Sometimes we may not be able to answer the phone, in which case we may ask you to text us through your inquiry.
Please do not leave a voicemail, we do not ever check these. If you must leave us a message, do so by text.
All bookings require a name and cell phone number. This is non-negotiable. You do not have to give your full name. Only a first name is required.
Bookings are by appointment only. We do not allow our clients to arrive unannounced.
Should you do this, you will be turned away and potentially black listed from our establishment. Discretion is key. By showing up without a booking, you jeopardize the privacy of our other clients, who you may bump into at our front door.
WHY DO YOU NEED MY CELL PHONE NUMBER?
We do not provide our address over the phone and prefer to text this to you.
On arrival, you are required to text or call us to let us know you are here. We do not allow our clients to come directly to our entryway.
We will then text you when it is safe and discreet for you to enter.
This allows us to carefully manage who is coming in and out of our building, in order to prevent you from bumping into anyone at our front door.
This is the only reason we ask for your cell phone number. We will never use your number to make unsolicited contact either by text or call.
CAN I COME IN AND MEET THE ESCORTS?
No. For a few reasons.
Our ladies and clients value their discretion and anonymity. By allowing patrons to meet the ladies first, we cannot guarantee anyones privacy. We do not want to risk the chance of lady or client ever bumping into someone they know in their personal life. This can destroy lives.
We are an escort agency, NOT a massage parlor. The difference between escort agencies and parlours is that an agency is far more discreet and does not have a bar, nor does it allow people to walk in off the street. A massage parlour is far less discreet and has a more public vibe to it. A massage parlor will generally have a bar and allows people to walk in at their leisure and meet the ladies first.
IS THERE PARKING?
Discreet off street parking is provided for $5.00. This can be given directly to your lady, upon the exchange of the paperwork.
We lease an entire parking garage specifically for our clients. This is hidden beneath our building and provides discreet access to our premises. Any use of our parking garage, without a booking, will result in us towing your car. Be warned.
WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS?
We are located off the top of Queen St, near Karangahape Rd. We do not provide our full address without a booking.
WHAT IF I CHANGE MY MIND?
You may cancel your booking, however this must be done immediately upon arrival. You will then be expected to leave. We do not allow our clients to choose another lady. If you wish to make another booking with a different lady, you will need to follow standard booking procedure. We do not charge a cancellation fee for bookings cancelled within 5 minutes of arrival.
In most cases, if partway through your booking, you decide you do not like your lady, you will be refunded for the remainder of your time.
MUST I USE A CONDOM?
Condoms are required by law for oral sex and any kind of penetrative sex. This is non-negotiable.
Any client caught repeatedly asking for the condom to be removed, or found attempting to remove the condom himself, will be immediately asked to leave without a refund and then be permanently banned from our establishment.
HOW MUCH NOTICE SHOULD I GIVE TO MAKE A BOOKING?
At least 15 minutes for bookings of an hour or two. At least 24 hours for extended and overnight bookings.
If you'd like to see a specific escort or you'd like to book at a specific time, it's best to call in the morning.
We're happy to accept last minute bookings although we can't guarantee who'll be available.
HOW MUCH NOTICE SHOULD I GIVE TO CANCEL A BOOKING?
We understand that life can be unpredictable and at times you'll be forced to cancel. Please give us as much notice as possible, preferably within 15 minutes of your booking.
If you don't give us notice and rather choose to waste your escorts time, you will be instantly banned from The Doll House.
Leniency of this rule may be shown for special circumstances.
CAN AN ESCORT DENY ME SERVICE OR ASK ME TO LEAVE?
In these rare cases:
A client removes a condom
A client has visible signs of an STI
A client is visibly drunk or under the innfluence of an illegal substance
A client refuses to shower
A client repeatedly disrespects the escorts boundaries by performing acts that the lady has asked that he stop and despite being given a warning by the escort.
A client has very poor personal hygiene, despite appearing to have taken all reasonable steps to ensure his cleanliness.
A client repeatedly insults the escort for the purpose of causing the escort distress
A client treats the escort roughly, causing pain or injury